![]() ![]() "I don't know but I'm sure it was at the base of a mountain with a ski slope on it." June 13, 2023 "Siri," I asked my phone, "why am I so bad with women?" She responded, "I'm Bixby, you moron." June 14, 2023Īn elderly friend told about a nephew of his who became an orthopedic bone surgeon 50 years ago and moved to Colorado. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk." June 15, 2023 The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. "What's your name, son?" the principal asked his student. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice. June 18, 2023Īs I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns. I think my wife's putting glue on my antique guns collection. Why should you never blame a dolphin for doing anything wrong?īecause they never do it on porpoise! June 20, 2023 What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach? ![]() My dad said after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage." June 22, 2023 Teacher: "Johnny, please use the words "letter carrier" in a sentence. His brother, Taco: "I'm working on some pretty big stuff too." June 27, 2023 The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself." June 28, 2023Īlexander Graham Bell: "I invented the telephone!" So, you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked. He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"Īfter a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up. One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. What do you get when you cross a stereo and a refrigerator? The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice, a cranberry juice, and some lemonade with a slice of orange all in the same glass. This morning, Siri said, "Don't call me Shirley." I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode. What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad? ![]()
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